But I want it now
“Making room for second dinners?” Was Vera’s quip from her
place among the pile of blankets and cats upon the love seat.
“You know, roasted vegetables and ice cream.’ I responded
It would seem like a simple enough exchange from two friends
cooking together after some shopping, except that we hadn’t left the house all
day. It had been a lazy Saturday morning in Sacramento and by dinner we had
decided why leave the house at all.
Pizza was ordered. Veggies were chopped and roasted. But we just didn’t have everything we needed.
Just a few weeks ago I was in Central America and in just a
few weeks I will be back in central Alaska.
While a few thousand miles either way doesn’t seem like much, it is
literally worlds apart. Yet here in northern California I didn’t have to go
anywhere. Within the last few months I was in places that I would spend an entire
day looking for just a pad lock and a security cable, and not find either that
fit my needs. Now I was in a place where a few clicks resulted in not just a
pizza delivery, but also in groceries arriving within an hour.
The height of laziness has been achieved. From my place among
a pile of quilts in a reclining chair I had managed both dinner and regular
supplies to be whisked to our door with the slightest whim and quickest of
selections on Amazon Prime Now.
Hey, if you ordered pizza, why not ice cream? |
So is it a bad thing?
Probably not. But I can assure
you that if I had the ability to be this lazy all the time, not just when I am down with a sickness, it could quickly result in both a depletion of my bank account and in increase
in my circumference.
By Zack Sherman
By Zack Sherman
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